Thursday, 24 April 2014

Noah 2014 Movie Starring Russell Crowe.

The main tragedy was the movie itself!

Why? A lot of reasons.

All I had heard about this movie was that Noah's beard had been inaccurate to what it says in the bible but having now seen the movie I feel it was a mock!

Expect Giant Rock Monsters known as the Watchers. See Noah Murder people! Listen to the wisdom of an outsider young woman teaching Noah about God! Learn that we are all here today because Noah disobeyed God!!!

Not only was this movie terribly inaccurate to the Old Testament but if you're a believer you will likely be insulted by this movie.

If you are Atheist it will not help you regain any faith but actually mislead you into an anti God stance.

If you are a Satanist then you probably helped vote this film up to a 6.9 on Imdb, as my score for it is -1/10!

Thursday, 20 March 2014

KICK-ASS 2 Movie Review

I have not previously reviewed the original Kick Ass movie, which I happened to really enjoy. However this review is for the sequel Kick Ass 2. I will compare the two though for those of you who have seen the first and wish to know more about the second installment.

Let's say Kick Ass 1 had a base score of 10/10. For the Sequel I would give 8/10. Why? Well although as a whole the second was an enjoyable movie experience The start seemed very amateur and the pace was a little slow. However, after roundabout one third of the way through the movie I felt I was back in the Kick Ass universe and the story got really dramatic. Again the film is rife with dark humor and is not recommended for kids. I don't like giving spoilers so I will not discuss the plot of the film but if you enjoyed Kick Ass 1 then this is definitely worth a watch. By the end of the film I'm sure you will be satisfied with your next adventure with Kick Ass, Hit Girl and the rest of the odd ball characters whom make Kick Ass, Kick Ass. Enjoy the movie!